February 2012
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Opening a present and seeing you got clothes..
damnthatswhatshesaid:
When you were 7:
Now:
Click Here If You Want More Funny Shit On Your Dashboard.
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I'm amazed when I see these little 8 year old...
damnthatswhatshesaid:
Click Here If You Want More Funny Shit On Your Dashboard.
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When someone calls me and then asks 'Who is...
damnthatswhatshesaid:
NIGGA YOU CALLED ME.
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Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask...
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What kind of party are you going to?
Step-sister: We should get some Alcohol like Vodka, Rum, and disaronno.
----- we got what we needed ------
Me: Ooh. We need cat litter.
---- We walk to the cat litter isle and grab it ----
Step-sister: let's get some ice cream and razors
--- We go to both isles and get to the check out ----
Cashier: What kind of party are you going to that you need cat litter and razors with alcohol?
Me: -- thinks: why are cashiers so noisy? -- We are putting cat litter in our drinks. It's a great combination.
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crazzyinlove:
Amen - Edens Edge
You finally...
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This will never get old
damnthatswhatshesaid:
Follow Damn! That’s What She Said! for more!
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Me: Let's do something!
Boyfriend: okay. let's go shopping
Tumblr: Noooo, you stay and browse.
Me: okay. in a second - keeps browsing tumblr -
Boyfriend: - 10 minutes later - you ready yet?
Me: Oh, no. In a second - puts on one sock -
Tumblr: Loook at this!! it's so hilarious!
Me: - keeps scrolling through dashboard -
Boyfriend: - 5 minutes later - you ready yet?
Me: Oh. In a second - puts on other sock -
Tumblr: Come on, please stay.
Me: NOOO I HAVE TO GOOOO tumblr!
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I hate it when skinny people say they are fat and... →
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this-is-a-cwot:
Evans Blue- Erase My Scars
So,...
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When your parents forget your name →
most-awkward-moments:
how many children do you have?
Click here if you’re bored!
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Other teenagers are...
Getting jailed:
Addicted to smoking:
Getting pregnant:
And then, there’s you:
Our parents should be thankful!
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See, I can be a hopeless romantic tooo. Otherwise,...
Boyfriend: I wont call the police when you steal my last name
Me: *smiles* thank you
Boyfriend: In fact, I will sign a document allowing you to take my last name.
Me: *smiles bigger*
Boyfriend: And I will seal it with a ring
Me: Not to big. A small ring would suffice
Boyfriend: Small. Maybe one that is shaped as a heart
Me: D'aww.
Boyfriend: It would be special.
Me: Yeah, because it came from you.
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my boyfriend is drunk
boyfriend: I need to get more beer.
me: why?
boyfriend: because I love you
me: you need more beer because you love me?
boyfriend: I don't have to love you
me: I don't have to love you either
boyfriend: but I can't help it. you are so damn cute
me: aww. you are cute too.
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boyfriend walks in and looks at my computer screen
Boyfriend: Tumblr.
Me: Yup
Boyfriend: best website ever
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The difference between tumblr and real life.
In real life, when people realize you have an obsession with something:
On tumblr, EVERYONE has an obsession. So we’re just like:
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DUDE MY CHAT FROM LIKE A BILLION YEARS AGO O_O...
Me: Mom, i'm not hungr-
Mom: Eat. there are children in africa
Me: But-
Mom: Children in Africa
Me: I'm not-
Mom: Africa
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Money does not buy happiness, but it pays my...
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